Fuck challenge

DJ Telly Tellz – Just Wanna Fuck Challenge (SNAPCHAT @djtellytellz)

I reminded him about the challenge. He said “Fuck the challenge.” I told him I couldn’t quit. “It’s for work, remember.” “Fuck work.”

Determined not to screw up on the first day, I make sure we wake up at 7am (20 minutes earlier than usual – TWENTY precious minutes) to squeeze ‘the sex’ in before work. “Let’s get it out of the way early,” I say. I know, irresistible. Since I’d just learned the answer to one of life’s great mysteries, what the hell you’re supposed to do with balls during sex, I go for a trust handy shandy avec ball play. He comes (to my surprise) and we shower. I’m thinking, “Fuck yeah, I am so going to ace this challenge.”