Nude ships

I had never been on a cruise ship before – I’d never even been interested in being on a cruise ship – but this wasn’t just any cruise, this was the Big Nude Boat, a special charter offered by Bare Necessities, the premier “nakation” (a portmanteau of “naked” and “vacation,” but you probably figured that out) travel agency. Not only that, the cruise was on board the Nieuw Amsterdam, one of the Holland America Line’s more luxurious ships, which meant this was the deluxe version of non-sexual social nude recreation. Meaning nudism. Or naturism. Depending on who you ask. There are several theories floating around about which word means what – historically speaking there are some actual distinctions – but the reality was that I was on a boat with almost 2,000 people who weren’t wearing clothes.

The popularity of nude cruises is evident as companies like Bare Necessities showcase images of packed ships, taken with consent, highlighting the appeal of these unique voyages.

This is essential. Do not confuse a “nude” or “” cruise with a “lifestyle” cruise. Naturist/nudist cruises allow you to be on the ship without clothes (except in restaurants where clothing is appropriate) and are for people who appreciate the freedom of not having to wear clothes. Nude cruise ships typically emphasize a relaxed and open atmosphere, and they often include special amenities and activities tailored to nudists and naturists. However, it’s important to note that the nature of the experience is not sexual.

While clothing is optional on nude cruise ships, sunscreen, hats, and flip-flops are a necessity on nude cruises to tropical environments. Also, your carry-on luggage is fine to take with you to board so pack it for your basic needs.

You’ve also gotta put a towel down before perching in the stateroom, pool deck, and buffet area, and you can’t be nude in front of other ships in port, and